"Customer Retention is Everybody's Business"

Thats the catch phrase today and my work wants to make sure everybody knows this.

I get into the office and I see a flyers posted on cubicle walls all over the office....and I'm like okay....

Then I have to go tinkles and its posted in the bathroom next to the mirror. The final straw though was when I pulled down my pants and there's another one right in my face! I can't handle it! I feel like its the start of Brave New World or something.

Is corporate brainwashing illegal??